"Good afternoon! And Welcome! Thanks for stopping by! I'd love to discuss your concerns with your children What's that you say Mr. and Mrs. Prude? Little Janie can't keep up? Sorry... we don't have the budget to do any more for her... perhaps you should take her to the Doctor and get a Rx for Ritalin... Little Johnny isn't being challenged enough? Sorry... there's no money and we've had to cut the advanced placement program... I assure you that all of our students are being treated equally and fairly in all that we can possibly do with our teaching staff given the current limitations we are working under... No, I'm sorry, there are no more music programs... I mean, Janie and Johnny can just sing or play instruments at Church, can't they? You people do that, right?....
"Let me tell you what we CAN do. We can offer little Janie and Johnny a workshop on "alternative lifestyles" including topics on homosexuality, transgendered lifestyles and how to love themselves (literally)*wink-wink, *nudge-nudge
"Mr. and Mrs. Prude, I'm just SO happy you came by and we could talk about this! It's been great getting to know you and your children... God Bless!"
Don't think that it can't happen to you... up until yesterday morning, I didn't think so, either...
**For the record, let me say that I personally know many Christian teachers and mean no disrespect to those that give their entire heart to do what they love, teach... It is society, the current times and government that has really tied their hands in allowing them to do what they love to do to the best of their ability. That being said, what choice, really do Christian and/or Conservative families, unable to afford private school, really have but to home school?
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